回、回来了

挤地铁好想死 = =没打完字KUSO明天还要去考场确认……
…………折槛什么的……再延后吧……

哦哈皮牛耶……!

快快快2010了……?
最近好忙好久不来写日记了……
那那那就新年快乐……?


2009年的最后一天我上课时看到一只超级肥胖的鸟……这预示着什么……!

嘛来不及了还有事做明天来放篇折槛和篇土希【哔】……吧大概。



新年快乐

好久不来更新……爆隐私?

从兔子那拖来了一个很XDDDD的问卷……无聊做做看=wwwww=|||||




( ) Smoked A Cigarette 抽烟【我不抽烟…
( ) Smoked A Cigar 抽雪茄【同上
( ) Given a ring to a BF/GF 送男/女朋友戒指【……
( ) Made a sex video 拍摄性爱视频【……
( ) Had a threesome 玩3P【喂……
( ) Ran from the cops 被警察追【没有哦我可守法了
( ) Been chased by the cops while driving 开车的时候被交警追【噗…我都是走路的
( ) Had a turkey in bowling (3 strikes in a row) 打保龄球的时候全中连续3次【有过,RP问题其实我根本不会保龄球
( ) Ridden a horse 骑马【骑过几次不过很摇摇晃晃就是了
( ) Ridden a motorcycle 骑摩托车(一般指大型的)
( ) Seen a tornado 见过龙卷【这是啥
( ) Shot a real gun 开过真枪【军训的时候,还有学射击的时候,不过技术不好最高只有9环= -
( )Not showered for more than 1 week 超过一星期不洗澡
( ) Bungee jumped 蹦极【 ……虽然我恐高但是我……跳过
( ) Jumped from a plane 从飞机上跳下来【喂谁会去送死
( ) Gone surfing 冲浪【去海边的时候
( ) Smoked weed 抽大麻
( ) Done chemical drugs 吸毒
( ) Had a real relationship with someone you met online 和网上认识的人发展一段真正的恋情
( ) Played a video game for more than 8 hours straight 连续玩游戏机超过8小时【这就是青春啊基可修
( ) Gone to summer camp 夏季露营【说了一个晚上的怪谈
( ) Gotten a speeding ticket 拿到超速驾驶的罚单
() Failed a class/course 挂科【正常人都会的……
( ) Shaved your head 剃光头
() Been in a wedding party 参加婚礼
( ) Been to a nude beach 去裸体海滩
() Bought on Ebay 在易贝(淘宝)上买东西
( ) Sold on eBay 在易贝(淘宝)上卖东西
() Gotten Straight A's 所有科目全得A【很早以前的事了
( ) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex亲吻过一个和自己同性别的人
( ) Are / Been In Love 爱过或曾经爱过
() Been Dumped 被甩
( ) Shoplifted 在商店扒窃
( ) Been Fired 被炒鱿鱼
() Been In A Fist Fight 参与一场拳斗【其实我是好孩子真的……
( ) Had Feelings For Someone Who Didn't Have Them Back 喜欢一个对自己没意思的人
( ) Been Arrested 被捕
( ) Made Out With A Stranger 和陌生人发生关系
( ) Gone Out On A Blind Date 相亲
( ) Had A Crush On An Older Person 喜欢一个比自己年纪大的人
()Skipped School 逃课
( ) Fooled Around With A Co-worker 与同事搞不正当的性关系
() Seen Someone Die 亲眼看见某人死去
( ) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your xIAONEI(校内网)Friends 喜欢一个xIAONEI(校内网)上的朋友
( ) Been To Paris 去过巴黎
( ) Been To Spain 去过西班牙
( ) Been on a Plane 坐过飞机
( ) Thrown Up From Drinking 喝酒喝到吐
() Eaten Sushi 吃过寿司
( ) Been Snowboarding 滑雪板
( ) Met Someone BECAUSE Of xIAONEI(校内网)因为 xIAONEI(校内网)而和某人见面
( ) Been Mosh Pitting 斗舞
( ) Been In A Mentally or Physically Abusive Relationship 处于一段在精神或肉体上被虐待的感情【…………谁出的题他/她寂寞了吧……
( ) Liked Someone Who You Can't Have 喜欢一个不该喜欢的人
( ) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By 躺在地上看天空云彩形状的变化
( ) Cheated While Playing A Game 玩游戏时作弊
() Fallen Asleep At Work / School 在工作/上学时睡着了
() Used A Fake / Someone Else's ID 用假的/其他人的身份证(或驾照,学生证等任何身份证明)【经常的事,有时为了游戏内测有时别的原因
( ) Felt An Earthquake 感觉到地震
( ) Killed A Snake 杀死一条蛇【一条赤练蛇,不过当时不知道那是什么蛇
( ) Been Robbed / Vandalized 被抢劫
() Won A Contest 在一次竞赛中获胜
( ) Been Suspended From School 被学校停学
() Had Detention 被拘留/禁闭/课后留校
( ) Been in a car/motorcycle accident 经历过车祸(汽车或摩托车)【其实也没太大事……
() Had/ Have Braces 穿过背带裤
() Kept a secret 隐藏一个秘密
( ) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night 一晚上吃完整整一品脱(约568毫升)的冰淇淋
( ) Hated The Way You Look 很讨厌自己的样貌
( ) Witnessed A Crime 目睹一场犯罪行为
( ) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud 光脚在泥巴里走
() Been Lost 迷路
( ) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World 去过世界的另一边
() Swam In The Ocean 在海洋里游泳
( ) Felt Like You Were Dying 觉得你要死了【谁没有过自杀倾向时期?
( ) Cried Yourself To Sleep 哭着哭着睡着了
() Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers 最近用蜡笔/彩色铅笔/彩笔画过画
() Sang Karaoke 唱卡拉OK
( ) Gotten a tattoo 弄个刺青
( ) Been skinny-dipping 裸泳
() Paid For A Meal With Only Coins 在餐厅吃完饭付钱的时候用的全是硬币
( ) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't 做一些你告诉自己不要去做的事情
( ) Made Prank Phone Calls 打恶作剧电话
( ) Cried in a movie 看电影的时候哭
( ) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose 大笑到“某种饮料”从你的鼻子里流出来
( ) Kissed In The Rain 在雨中接吻
( ) Written A Letter To Santa Claus 给圣诞老人写信
( ) Made A Bonfire On The Beach 在海滩点篝火
( ) Crashed A Party 去一个你未接到邀请的舞会
( ) Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People 在一个挤满了人的车上旅行5天以上
() Gone Rollerskating / Blading 四轮/直排轮滑【业余爱好之一,直排四轮都会
( ) Jumped Off A Bridge 从桥上跳下来
( ) SwamWith Dolphins 和海豚一起游泳
( ) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/ Freezer/ Ice Cube 舌头粘/冻在一根柱子/冰箱/冰柱上【黏在冷饮上还被人围观真是太杯具了……
() Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes 穿异性的服装
( ) Sat On A Roof Top 坐在屋顶上
( ) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs 撕心裂肺地尖叫【我真怕蝙蝠可它总飞我家里来……
( ) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel 单手侧手翻
( ) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours 褒电话粥超过6小时
() Stayed Up All Night 通宵不睡
( ) Met someone famous 见过某个名人
() Did something you regretted 做过一些让你觉得后悔的事情
( ) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree 吃刚从树上摘下的苹果
() Believe(d) In Ghosts 相信鬼神之说
( ) Have had More Than 30 Pairs Of Shoes At One Time 在同一时间拥有30双以上的鞋
( ) Gone Streaking 裸奔
( ) Been to Jail 进过监狱
( ) Played Chicken 和别人比试胆量
( ) Been Pushed Into A Pool With All Your Clothes On 穿着衣服被人推进游泳池
() Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger 一个完全不认识的人对你说你很性感【遇到过咸猪手
( ) Broken A Bone 骨折
( ) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later 在河里抓鱼,然后吃了它
( ) Caught A Butterfly 抓蝴蝶
() Cried So Hard You Laughed 哭着哭着笑了
() Cheated On A Test 考试作弊
() Slept Naked 裸睡
( ) French Braided Someones Hair 给人编法式小辫
( ) Been Kicked Out Of Your House 被从自己家里赶出去
( ) Went Scuba-Diving / Snorkeling 潜水
() Had A Cavity 有过蛀牙
( ) Black-Mailed Someone 给人写敲诈(威胁)信
( ) Been Black Mailed 被人写敲诈(威胁)信
( ) Bitten Someone 咬过别人
( ) Licked Someone 舔过别人
( ) been shot at/or at gunpoint (paintballing counts) 在玩paintball(就是那种户外模拟对战游戏,用带颜料的小球当子弹)时被击中
( ) Flattened someones tires 给某人的车胎放气儿】
( ) Drove your car/truck until the gas ran out 开车开到彻底没油了
( ) Got five dollars or less worth of gas 加油只加5块钱或者少于5块钱的
( ) Been on TV 上过电視
( ) Been on the radio 上过广播

【趴地】高三地狱第一周

理科班的节奏比我想想的快的多,而且班里80%是曾经的精英班【囧】
同桌是个汗腺发达的姑娘,没日没夜的做题看书做题看书再做题。比起她我更像是停留在高二。
前座的两个姑娘很有趣,互掐又一致对外。
后座的俩小伙每天搅基搅的可起劲。
作业相对文科而言真的很少,没有需要背诵抄写的,只要不断做题做题做题就好。
…………好了接下来是口胡时间
……卧槽去上美术课画板被高一的拿了【因为没有买!口胡开学前都会有说去准备吧!】
……这就算了,在我画纸上画个P阿!!画纸画室里就有卖吧拿张纸自觉放个5毛大洋在上面你是没手还是没脚还是穷的连5毛都没有?!别人的东西就可以随便用了么?!!
还没画完的作业就这样被毁了。

寂寞着销魂——记叙一表情的销魂成长


它柔软的小脸蛋上淡淡显出象征寂寞的红晕,那销魂的椭圆眼闪着无数萌死圣光。
鲁迅爷爷说过,世上本无寂寞,寂寞党多了,于是就有了寂寞。
于是它也踏上了寂寞的不归路。
为什么会这样?
曾几何时,它也不过是个普普通通的劳动者,在网络中穿梭打拼。它有过梦想,有着基情。
它遭遇过敌人的阻挠,忍受着他人的不解,以我们无法想象的艰辛,一步步登上了销魂帝的宝座!
高处不胜寒,我们被它销魂到的同时,有几许人能想到它的寂寞。
…………哦亲爱的,你会红的。
[销魂猫1←销魂猫玉照
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